bourbiza mohamed
You and me both, Tiffany:
You and me both.
Her baby’s name is Izzy, but apparently the bakery thought Bonnie was a fan of Japanese cars?
Meanwhile, Laura asked for a “big monogrammed P” on her cake:
I’ll be honest, I was kinda hoping that would go a different way.
There is absolutely nothing wrong with this next cake, you guys:
It is glorious and should inspire all your future birthday cakes.
ALL OF THEM.
The History Of This Next Cake, Which Is Also My Favorite This Week:
Baker: “Oh wow, these icing roses turned out GORGEOUS!”
[head tilt]
…I should add a bunch of sh*t around them.”
Thanks to Tiffany H., Bonnie F., Laura C., Dawna Z., & Mindy H. for helping me give John the best laugh ever: my man LOVES him some poop jokes. YOU’RE WELCOME, BABE.
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Listen, I know it’s super late to be buying a wall calendar, but this one is a 16-month anyway and DEMANDS to be seen:
Cat Wars 2024 Wall Calendar
(I’m guessing you can tell I searched for “Star Wars Kitty,” ha.)
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And from my other blog, Epbot:
